• On Yitzhak the plumber’s truck – “I repair what your husband fixed.”
  • Also on Yitzhak the plumber’s truck – “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call me.”
  • On Cohen’s Pizza shop – “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
  • Also on Cohen’s Pizza shop – “Buy my pizza. I knead the dough.”
  • In Moshe the plastic surgeon’s office – “Hello. Can I pick your nose?”
  • On Hyman the electrician’s truck – “Let me remove your shorts.”
  • On a maternity room door at a Jewish hospital – “Push. Push. Push.”
  • At Benny the optometrist’s office – “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
  • In Abe the podiatrist’s office – “Time wounds all heels.”
  • In Shlomo the veterinarian’s waiting room – “Back in 5mins. Sit! Stay!”
  • In Issy’s restaurant window – “Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.”
  • In the front yard of Isaac’s funeral home – “Drive carefully. I’ll wait.”
  • On Benjy’s radiator shop – “Best place in town to take a leak.”